The “Return of the Giant Tentacle” Monster Gummy by Flix Candy is a foot and half of sugary artificial blue raspberry-flavored awesomeness. It is part of the Horror Flix Mutant Gummy Creatures line along with “Attack of the Giant Centipede” and “Revenge of the Giant Earthworm,” and all three are available at Walgreens (and probably other drug store chains as well?).

In case you were wondering, the entire thing is 480 calories, and the recommended Serving Size is 1/3 Piece, or, by my count, ~27 suckers.

I have Jonathan Wojcik at Blogleech.com to thank for making me aware of the existence of this gummy monstrosity. Blogleech is my kind of website. It is part Halloween blog, part catalog of weird and wonderful animals (including an awesome section about cephalopods!), and part online shrine to the most amazing collection of toy monsters I have ever seen. Seriously, I thought I was an obsessive collector, but Blogleech puts any of my paltry collections to shame.