To close out Plush Week, here is, hands down, the coolest plush cephalopod in my collection…maybe the coolest plush cephalopod EVER MADE. Measuring over two and half feet long, Wild Republic’s Gaint Squid dominates the toy box. This awseomely anatomically accurate Architeuthis (although the tag claims it to be simply a “Squid”) was produced in 2005. I picked mine up from a vendor at Dragon*Con a few years back, but it is still available online. For example, Amazon.com.
In addition to its overall size, this toy has many other impressive details. It’s eyes are nearly two inches in diameter, it has a ventral siphon, and there is a well-defined collar separating the head from the mantle. If you part the fuzzy arms and tentacles, you will find a pointy black beak. The only thing this squid is missing are the suckers.
Kid Indie Squid Kid clearly had the upper hand (or tentacle, as the case may be me) in this battle. Although he seems to have enlisted the help of a certain ursine ally.
After a long day with Daddy (and Mommy too!) at the science museum, Kid Indie Squid Kid returns to find his plush Architeuthis is running amok in his room!
Oh noes! How will this titanic stuggle end? Stay tuned to Plush Week to find out!
I designed this shirt a few years back on Spreadshirt.com. By “designed” I, of course, mean “selected a font,” but since I’m not an artist, this is about a good as it gets. (I also took this picture of myself earlier today, and this was, sadly, the best one of the bunch.)
I don’t know if this shirt is Meta, Ironic, Ironically Meta, or Funny Because It’s True. (Or maybe it’s just really Dumb, but that’s OK, I still find it amusing.)
“My other shirt…” is one of several such “designs” for sale in the Random Signal Spreadshirt store, which I set up so that I could offer some merchandise related to my podcast. There you can get this and other shirts emblazoned with marginally witty pseudo-memes such as “Go Eagle Go!” and “Totally Airwolf.”
Incidentally, the Random Signal podcast is five years old this month! I posted a brand new episode last night, and it includes new music by Merge Records artists Let’s Wrestle and Telekinesis, a song about cyborgs by Jonathan Coltoun, and a song about vampires by The Magnetic Fields. The talky bits include discussion of the HBO series True Blood, MRIs, Kraken Rum, and a special message to British Petrolium. Download the show, and if you like what you hear, you can subscribe on iTunes. It’s free!
Today’s shirt is avaialable in Giant Squid Red for $17.50. The back reads “www.randomsignal.com”. Buy it from Spreadshirt.com (I might even make a little bit of money from it!)
Max says, “An occasional hobby of mine is converting two-dimensional illustrations into 3D graphics. These can be seen using the traditional red/cyan glasses.”
Architeuthis "princeps" Modified from Verrill, 1879
At long last, we come to the end of my countdown of Ten Sensational Squids, a close-up look at a few of my favorite Teuthids. The top spot belongs, of course, to the rock star of the squid world, the darling of cryptozoology, and the species that got me started on this whole cephalopod obsession in the first place, the one, the only, the Giant Squid!
1. Architeuthis dux (Giant Squid)
First officially recognized by science in 1857, the Giant Squid was considered for more than a century to be the world’s largest Invertebrate (both in length and mass), a title that now appears to belong instead to the Antarctic species Mesonychoteuthis hamiltoni, the Colossal Squid. However, this claim is not universally accepted, and some researchers still ascribe to Architeuthis a maximum total length of 18 meters…nearly 60 feet! The more conservative estimate, and one that has become commonly accepted in recent years, is that female Giant Squid max out at a mantle length of 2.25 m (a little over 7 ft) with a total length of 13 m (~43 ft), which falls just short of the estimated 14 m Colossal Squid. (Male Architeuthis, at a mere 10 m, are a bit smaller than their mates.)
So, what is the source of this size disparity? It all seems to go back to a single specimen which washed ashore at Thimble Trickle Bay, Newfoundland on November 2, 1877 (unless it was Nov 8, 1879). This particular squid was reported to have had 35 foot tentacles and a mantle and head which together measured an astounding 20 feet long! This means that just the body of this monster would have exceeded the total length of most Architeuthis specimens known to modern science! For comparison, the largest Giant Squid currently on display is an 8.62 m (28.3 ft) specimen caught off the Falkland Islands in 2004. Based on current data and the fact that the elastic nature of squid tissues (particularly their feeding tentacles) makes them notoriously difficult to measure accurately, the veracity of this 130 year old report is highly suspect.
There are several other unverified reports of similarly sized Giant Squids from the later part of the Eighteenth Century, and the cryptozoological literature contains accounts of even bigger squids. Could it be possible that 60 ft (or greater) Giant Squid actually do exist, lurking undetected in the ocean depths? Of course! In fact, that would be sweet as hell. However, the facts as we know them just don’t quite support such a claim. For further reading on this, I highly recommend you check out Cameron McCormick’s (aka, The Lord Geekington) pair ofexcellent articles that explore this issue in more depth.
Bonavista Bay, Newfoundland specimen, circa 1981 (photo by derekkeats, from Flickr)
So now that we’ve tackled the size issue, what else to we know about the Giant Squid? They have long, narrow mantles, small ovoid fins, and huge eyes. Their arms and tentacles are lined with serrated suction cups. In life, they are a deep red color, but this is generally not retained in recovered specimens. Architeuthis is found world wide at depths of 300-1000 m (~984-3,280 ft). There may only be a single global species, A. dux, or possibly three, based on geographic distribution: A. dux (Atlantic), A. martensi (North Pacific), and A. sanctipauli (Southern). Wikipedia lists an additional five nominal species, and as many as 20 different species have been named over the years (many named from single, badly damaged specimens). They are predatory, feeding on fish and other, smaller squid, and, in turn, they themselves are preyed upon by Sperm Whales. If one assumes that Giant Squid make up a significant percentage of the whales’ diet, it would seem that are actually quite common, despite their uncanny ability to evade human detection. Because they are so seldom seen, however, little else is known about their behavior.
Melbourne Aquarium specimen, photo by Fir0002 (from Wikipedia)
Nearly all known Architeuthis specimens have been found either in the stomachs of Sperm Whales, washed up on shore, floating dead on the surface, or accidentally caught by deep-sea trawling. Sadly, none of these scenarios are kind to delicate soft tissues, and consequently, most specimens on display around the world are in pretty rough shape. The first photographs of a living adult Giant Squid were taken in 2002 on Goshiki Beach, Japan (the 13 ft individual was found at the surface and died soon after). It wouldn’t be until 2004 that a living Giant Squid was photographed in its natural habitat. Japanese researchers were able to lure a 26 ft Architeuthis to a baited line at a depth of 3,000 ft off Japan’s Ogasawara Islands. They took 500 pictures over the course of four hours, and you can see some of them at NationalGeographic.com. In 2006, the same research team filmed video of a live Giant Squid for the first time. Again using a baited line, the squid, an 11 ft female, was brought to the surface, as seen in this segment from Japanese television.
In October of last year (as reported right here on ISK), a professional underwater photographer captured the first pictures of Sperm Whales in the act of eating a Giant Squid. (You can see some of these amazing photos here.) This took place, yet again, in the waters off the Ogasawara Islands, further proving that Japan is the new center of modern Architeuthis research. Maybe one day soon someone will finally get footage of the legendary battle that is thought to take place when a hungry Sperm Whale sets his sights on an unsuspecting Giant Squid. This encounter has likely been mythologized, but it is mysteries like this, still unknown after nearly two centuries, that have helped make Architeuthis such a fixture in popular culture. Clearly, it is one of the Most Awesome Animals Ever.
I first saw mention of this shirt this morning over on Pharyngula. I was having trouble tracking down the actual product page, but, completely coincidentally, a reader provided the link in a recent comment. Thanks Skwid!
Last night I went out to Chapel Hill to see MC Frontalot perform at Local 506. The opening act was singer/songwriter Brandon Patton, who also plays bass for MC Frontalot under the pseudonym BL4k Lotus. It turns out Brandon is a fellow aficionado of squid shirts, and he was sporting this awesome Gama-Go hoodie featuring their classic giant squid design. (Not available anymore, sadly.)
Unfortunately, I only cought the tail end of Brandon’s set, but I did get there in time to hear his rousing cover of The Pogues “Sally MacLennane.” Check out Brandon’s music at www.brandonpatton.com.
The MC Frontalot set was, as usual, nerdcore perfection. His brand new album Zero Day officially came out today, and you should buy it! With money! Go to Frontalot.com to find out how.
If you are not familiar with Front’s brand of intelligent, geeky hip hop, here is a video I took this February at his previous local show. The song is “Bizarro Genius Baby” from his second album Secrects From The Future.
“Squid T-shirt” features the two largest living invertebrates: Mesonychoteuthis hamiltoni (aka the Colossal Squid) and Architeuthis dux (aka the Giant Squid). While it is true that the Colossal Squid edges out the Giant Squid in both mass and length, “Mr. McSweeney” has perhaps misrepresented this size difference just a tad.
This American Apparel shirt is $22.00 and comes in men’s and women’s sizes. Be warned, however, these sizes run small. I have a men’s large, and, despite losing about 30 lbs in the past year, it still doesn’t quite look flattering on me (which is why I didn’t post a photo of myself wearing the shirt). That being said, you should still…
